April Fool's Day is cancelled this year because no made-up prank could match the unbelievable shit-show going on in the world right now. Sorry about that.
Having just renamed the Gulf of Mexico, didn't Trump miss something? What about New Mexico? Shouldn't that be called New America now?
And just before I turned off all that shit-show news, I thought I heard Trump saying he was going for a third term - or was it "Third Reich"?
Anyway, we're off to the warm-water pool in the Bay now where we all look like fools with our clothes off whatever the day of the year.
