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Thursday, August 27, 2026

The Language Instinct

 

 

At the end of his book "For Who the Bell Tolls", David Marsh recommends some further reading. The books he recommends include Bill Bryson's "Mother Tongue", which I have read more than once, but his top recommendation goes to "The Language Instinct" by Steven Pinker.

As he writes, "If you only read one book about language, apart from For Who The Bell Tolls, make it this one. Starting from Darwin's assertion that language is 'an instinctive tendency to acquire an art', Pinker, a cognitive scientist, develops the theme that 'people know how to talk in more or less the sense that spiders know how to spin webs'."

And he quotes from the book: "To a scientist, the fundamental fact of language is its sheer improbability. Most objects in the universe - lakes, rocks, trees, worms, cows, cars - cannot talk --- I can arrange a combination of words that explain how octupuses make love or how to remove cherry stains; rearrange the words in even the most minor way, and the result is a sentence with a different meaning or, most likely of all, word salad. How are we to account for this miracle?"

 

 

My friends at www.archive.org offered several copies of the book for online reading but had to remove them for copyright reasons. Luckily, YouTube offers the above audiobook. It may not cover the whole 500-page-long book but should whet your appetite to order it on ebay. While you make your decision, you may want to listen to the man himself:

 

 

He's written so many fascinating books - click here - that I may well be tempted to press the   BUY   button more than once. However, right now we're off to the 34°C warm-water pool to chill out those old bones.

 


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Wednesday, August 26, 2026

I've just bought my first Kindle book!

 

 

Actually, it's a twenty-page-short essay by Mark Forsyth about bookshops and the delights of not getting what you wanted, which is why I didn't immediately click the   BUY   button when I saw the hardcopy advertised on ebay for $7.

 

 

Instead, I bought it for $1.49 as an online Kindle file which I read online on the read.amazon.com.au/kindle-library, and then tucked it away on my harddisk for later re-reading. There's so much in those twenty pages. Take, for example, the short chapter "The Ghost in the Bookshop":

 

 

What a beautiful description of a perfect bookshop. Perhaps I should've paid the full seven dollars for the hardcopy. After all, I can afford it, as BHP has just now hit an all-time high of $68.77. Mind you, during the twenty minutes it took me to read this essay they eased back to $68, but that's still a 50% increase from the $45.27 at the start of this year.

 


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At my age, Happy Hour is an afternoon nap. While I was asleep, BHP had given up all of today's gains and closed 27 cents down at $67.40. Still, there's always tomorrow. "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.

 

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

The Elements Of Eloquence

 

 

What do you know about alliteration, polyptoton, antithesis, merism, the Blazon, aposiopesis, hyperbaton, anadiplosis, hypotaxis and parataxis, polysyndeton, asyndeton, aiacope, hendiadys, epistrophe, amd the tricolon? Yep, me neither - and that's only on the first one hundred pages of the 230-page thick book "The Elements Of Eloquence".

 

Read it online at www.archive.org

 

As in his previous books, "The Etymologicon" (which dealt with the connections between words) and "The Horologicon" (which covered obsolete words), Mark Forsyth employs his ingenious trademark of ending one section with a word that starts the next, which I think is a form of anadiplosis - see chapter 9 on page 60. It means you are likely to start off reading a couple of chapters, and end up reading the whole book in one go.

Some of the rhetorical devices he discusses are well known, such as alliteration (Pride and Prejudice, Power to the People), but most will be unfamiliar terms. Forsyth's examples bring them immediately to life: for example polyptoton, where you repeat a word in a different sense (Please Please Me, "but me no buts").

It's packed with obscure but fascinating facts. On page 24 we learn that "to be bonny and buxom, in bed and at board, till death us do part" was part of the medieval marriage service; on page 25, that the first world war song "Bless 'em all, bless 'em all, the long and the short and the tall" originally went "Fuck 'em all".

Like Doug Piranha in the old Monty Python sketch – "he knew all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire" (see 10:54 in the above video clip) – Mark Forsyth wears his considerable knowledge lightly. And writes it down so beautifully.

 

 

I read about this book while reading "For Who The Bell Tolls". That's the thing with books: you read a book and then, like one of those Russian matryoshka dolls, another book pops up inside it. Of course, I could've read the online copy - as you can by clicking here - but I'm a booklover and need to open its cover and turn its pages, and so I lashed out $33.33 on a beautiful hardcover copy. Hours of reading pleasure await me!

 


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P.S. Haven't had enough yet of Mark Forsyth? Here we go:

 

 

Monday, August 24, 2026

Hier sitze ich, ich kann nicht anders!

 

 

Und schon seit dreiunddreißig Jahren! Wie schnell die Zeit vergangen ist! Für zwanzig Jahre in aller Welt war "Die ganze Welt mein Arbeitsfeld!" mein Motto gewesen. Jetzt ist es nur noch "Hier sitze ich, ich kann nicht anders!"

Vielleicht liegt es am Altwerden oder daran daß ich jetzt viel zu viel Kram am Hals habe um alles je wieder einzupacken und wegzuziehen.

Übrigens kannst Du "Riverbend" ganz kurz am Punkt 2:15 sehen, mußst aber aufpassen denn es ist nur so am unteren Rand des Bildes zu sehen.

Vielleicht setze ich eine 'drone' auf meinen Weihnachtswunschzettel und mach dann meine eigenen Aufnahmen. Bis dann!

 


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Saturday, August 22, 2026

An ambiguous, if not to say ambitious headline

 

 

I was puzzled by this headline in this internet article by livewiremarkets.com. How could BHP, the world's biggest miner, double the market capitalisation of CBA, Australia's biggest bank?

Then I realised that it was just an ambiguous, if not to say ambitious headline. Charlie Aitken had left out the word "be" which would have changed the headline to "BHP could be double CBA's market cap".

Crunching the numbers, this implies a $100 BHP share price. Here's how:

BHP's current share price is around $65, with some 5,081 million shares issued, giving it a market capitalisation of around $331 billion (never mind a few hundred million in rounding errors).

CBA's current share price is around 158, with some 1,673 million shares issued, giving it a market capitalisation of around $264 billion (same rounding errors).

If BHP were to achieve a market capitalisation twice that of CBA, that would divide $528 billion into 5,081 million shares, making its shares worth $104 each (again, ignoring the rounding errors).

WOW! And yet, walletinvestor.com has already pencilled in a 1-year "bull case" forecast of $95.39, albeit with a likelihood of only 25%.

 

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How is this trend reflected in the immediate price? Well, after a huge jump in price to $65.75 on Thursday, it dropped to $65.16 on Friday, but overnight closing prices in London and New York suggest that BHP will resume trading in Sydney on Monday morning at well above $67.

Following Warren Buffett's advice to "only buy a stock if you'd be happy to own it if the market was closed for the next five years", I have been a rusted-on BHP investor for at least two long decades, and BHP's price movements have had a huge impact on the value of my portfolio. Yet it's just tiny dots on a flickering computer screen and a game that gets me out of bed in the morning and keeps my mind active. Come on, $104 !

 


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To put it in perspective, BHP started the year at $45.76.
20.8.2026 day's range $64.68-$65.75, closed at $65.75 ↑
21.8.2026 day's range $64.85-$65.79, closed at $65.16 ↓
24.8.2026 day's range $67.03-$67.72, closed at $67.12 ↑
25.8.2026 day's range $67.34-$68.22, closed at $67.67 ↑
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