An old friend - in every sense of the word - sent me this email: "My day was interrupted on Tuesday when I had a bad fall. I dislocated my shoulder and cracked two ribs. Currently in hospital", to which I replied, "So, tell me, what happened?" His answer wasn't long in coming:
"Went running down the hallway to break up Zoe attacking Maisie. My foot got caught up in the runner in the hallway. I lost my balance and fell over. The result was a dislocated left shoulder and two cracked ribs, also on the side of the left shoulder. I called the ambulance and I am now in hospital, pumped full of painkillers and antobiotics, so very quiet for now. I am not sure how long I will be here."
I didn't know he'd shacked up with two females who had been fighting over him! However, it turned out that Zoe and Maisie were his two cats. Cats have nine lives, but he at his age to crack two ribs is bad news.
Almost a week later, he's still in hospital because, as he writes, "I have no idea how long I'll be here. They keep pumping drugs into me but the pain is still pretty constant when I move." Still, to judge by the video below, he seems to be enjoying his time with all those nurses.
If he stays there much longer, I may have to send him something. Should I send him a walking stick or a book? Let's start with something he can read while he's still flat on his back. "The Cats of Australia" should do.
I've already inscribed it with the words, "Dedicated to Zoe and Maisie!"
P.S. Is this postscript an erratum or an errata? It's definitely an erratum because I made ONE mistake; it may be an errata because it involves TWO animals: the owner confirms that he does own two cats, but this little incident - little for them, big for their owner - involved Maisie, one of the two cats, and Zoe, a pedigree German shepherd. So why am I not surprised? As always, they blame it on a German - but, at least, the Germans made the trains run on time (to say nothing of the autobahns!)
Zoe, the (always) guilty German. (I can almost read it in her eyes: "They might as well also have given me a decent German name to go with it, like Brunhilde.")











