Padma does some great bird impressions. This morning she's watching me like a hawk. I think I had better finish my breakfast quickly and drive across the river to see an old friend with whom I have nothing in common except old age.
He's the sort of bloke who, if you gave him a book, would ask, "What do I want a book for? I've already got a book". What makes us identical is that we both got a bad case of OCD: we're old, cranky, and dangerous.
We both get quite cranky when we look around us and compare it to the world we grew up in. With so much natural stupidity around, who needs artifical intelligence? Having discussed it all and feeling disgusted, we usually end on the happy note that "We've both seen the best of it!"
That framed photo is of him when he was sixty years younger. At that age I was still pushing a slide rule while he was already felling trees to be turned into books. No wonder he doesn't want any more of them.
Just one more spell check before I post this and see my friend. I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.





