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Friday, November 18, 2011

What's at stake?



Tomatoes, that's what, and lots of them! So if you happen to be at "Riverbend" this time next month, be prepared for grilled tomatoes for breakfast and tomato salad for lunch. And ketchup. Which reminds me:

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

Autsch!