Should you feel lonely this Christmas, all you have to do is drive across the bridge at Batemans Bay where the Boys in Blue will be only too happy to ask you all sorts of personal questions to make you feel inclusive and wanted.
Wanted at the local watch house that is, where - in the spirit of Christmas - they will ask you to give a little bit of blood.
Should that little bit of blood have a little bit too much Christmas spirits mixed in with it, they will keep you there and you won't feel lonely this Christmas. Just a thought!
