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Embrace your faults while your enemies take notes

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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Daylight Saving starts today!

We've just lost an hour! But so what? It's all relative, as a man found out who was praying to God.

"Lord," he prays, "I would like to ask you a question."
The Lord responds, "No problem. Go ahead."
"Lord, is it true that a million years to you is but a second?"
"Yes, that is true."
"Well, then, what is a million dollars to you?"
"A million dollars to me is but a penny."
"Ah, then, Lord," says the man, "may I have a penny?"
"Sure," says the Lord. "Just a second."