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Saturday, September 30, 2017

Two seniors' moment


My travelling companion from Sydney to Brisbane, Ian, the retired school teacher

 

A few years ago, I escaped the Southern winter by booking myself on Queensland Rail's Sunlander Class to Cairns but before I could start my luxury train travel into endless summer, I had to get from Sydney to Brisbane on the not-quite-so-luxurious XPT.

As it was an overnight trip, I had booked myself a two-berth sleeper compartment which I had all to my self-indulgent self as the electric train silently slid out of Central Station.

However, a few stations up the line I was joined by Ian, a retired school teacher from St.Ives, who claimed the top bunk. A couple of expletives crossed my mind as I contemplated my loss of privacy, but by the time dinner was served we had solved most of the world's problems and offloaded onto each other all our regrets and missed opportunities, including the fact that I had spent a mere eight years inside a school and he a whole lifetime.

I then remembered a recently rediscovered and painstakingly restored Australian movie about a teacher who, having been assigned to a tiny school in a remote township in the Australian Outback, is desperate to return to Sydney for the Christmas holidays. Forced to stop off at a rough-and-tumble mining town called Bundanyabba (known colloquially as "The Yabba") en route to catching his flight home, he is drawn into the brawling, hard-drinking lifestyle of the town's residents.

I had watched this uncompromising and controversial vision of life in a hellish town in the Australian Outback some months earlier and asked if my travel companion, having been a school teacher himself, knew about it. He not only knew about it but had seen it way back in the early 1970s when it was first released. We kept discussing it as we lay in our bunks but neither of us could remember its name.

The clickety-clack of the rail tracks must've lulled me to sleep when I was shaken awake. Startled, I opened my eyes, only to see my travelling companion, the retired teacher, leaning over me.

"It must be past midnight", I remonstrated, "What is it?"

"I remembered its name", he burst out, excitedly, "'Wake in Fright'".

Wake in fright indeed!


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P.S. There are many in this country (and elsewhere) for whom "Wake in Fright" is the greatest Australian movie ever made. Never mind that it was written by a Jamaican (Evan Jones), directed by a Canadian (Ted Kotcheff) and starred an Englishman (Gary Bond), the 1971 film captured a core rottenness in the Australian male psyche. It wasn't pretty, but it was powerful, recognisable and utterly compelling. And yet, great as the movie was, most Australians have never seen it. Thanks to YouTube, you now can by clicking here. This particular version is 'italiana completo' with Italian subtitles but, hey, 'free' is a powerful adjective in anybody's language (although it's not quite 'completo', so if you want to watch the ending, you just have to buy it on ebay as I did).

P.P.S. For an insightful commentary on the movie, click here.

P.P.P.S. For an interesting remake of the original movie into a TV mini series, click here.

 

 

Friday, September 29, 2017

Holler for a Marshall

 

Although I've lived in Canberra for almost fifteen years (give or take a couple of years I'd rather forget), I've never once visited the Floriade. When it comes to flowers, I reckon if you've seen one, you've seen them all.

Padma wants to go and smell the roses, so I've booked her with the local Marshall’s Bus & Coach Service who're doing a Floriade Tour on the 11th. I've marked it in my diary as an RDO (Rest Day Off)! ☺


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Thursday, September 28, 2017

They're now showing the unabridged version of 'Thelma & Louise' in Saudi Arabia

Thelma & Louise

 

Barely a week after a senior Saudi scholar said women in the country should not be allowed to drive because they have "a quarter the brainpower of men", Saudi Arabia's king decreed that women will now be able to obtain a driver's licence.

The decree said that women would be allowed to drive "in accordance with the Islamic laws". Presumably this means they're allowed to drive as long as they're not chomping on a pork chop, drinking illicit liquor, watching porn, or engaging in prostitution. No speeding fines are issued if it can be proven that they were on their way to a public beheading.

Seems I got out just in time!


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The fraud of the century

 

If you were a smoker, you'll remember Salem for having been the first filter-tipped menthol cigarette. If you were (like me) in mari-time transport (on and off four times), you'll remember Salem for having been the biggest maritime fraud ever perpetrated.

The Salem was a supertanker which was scuttled off the coast of Guinea on 17 January 1980, after secretly unloading 192,000 tons of crude oil in Durban in defiance of the South African oil embargo. The ship's owners then presented Lloyd's of London with an insurance claim of US$56.3 million, the largest single claim received up to that time. Go and read Klinghoffer's book or look at the unadorned facts here and here.

Although the tanker was supposed to have sunk so quickly that not even the ship's log could be saved, the shipwrecked crew had taken all their personal belongings as well as duty-free goods and wrapped sandwiches.

 

"Fraud of the century: the case of the mysterious supertanker Salem" by A.J. Klinghoffer

 

One apocryphal story even suggested that they had booked in advance hotel rooms in Dakar where they eventually came ashore. Methinks it was the sandwiches that gave them away, be they plain or toasted.


As for the mastermind behind this audacious fraud, he escaped:

ARCHITECT OF HUGE TANKER FRAUD CAPS HIS CAREER WITH A JAILBREAK
JAMES NOLAN | May 30, 1988

When Frederick Soudan, the mastermind of the world's largest maritime fraud, decided it was time to leave federal prison he called his wife from a phone booth.

She drove up. They drove away.They have phones there that aren't monitored, said one lawyer involved in the case. I suspect he just called and said, 'Hello dear. It's time to come get me' and she did.

Outside the minimum security prison near Fort Worth, Texas, the pickup was so unobtrusive that federal prison guards barely remember Mr. Soudan leaving. And in Washington, the Justice Department believes it has bigger fish to fry. The matter is settled so far as we're concerned, said a spokesman. He was caught, convicted, sentenced and escaped.

But on an international scale, insurance investigators and anti-fraud detectives are outraged that the perpetrator of the notorious Salem supertanker scam is free.

After years of international legal wrangling and complex criminal investigations, Mr. Soudan now is not only free but probably still wealthy - with an estimated $2 million cachedin Swiss and Bahamian banks.

We're very disappointed, said Eric Ellen, the director of the International Maritime Bureau. If you can't hold him in prison the whole deterrent effect goes immediately.

The escape, simple compared to his other crimes, was only the latest chapter in Mr. Soudan's book of world-class tricks. His crimes have given him a perverse air of Homeric greatness. The Salem caper now holds the Guiness Book of World Records' title as World's Largest Maritime Fraud.

Guiness claims the Salem fraud eventually cost Shell Oil Co. $305 million. Court testimony showed that the crime began when the audacious Mr. Soudan talked sophisticated London merchant bankers into lending him some $15 million to buy the supertanker Salem. Then he hired Greek officers and a crew of Tunisians.

The plot turned on South Africa's unquenchable thirst for oil. The racially troubled nation is not deemed a legitimate customer by the Middle East oil kingdoms.

The Soudan ring got a contract to deliver oil worth $45 million to Durban, South Africa, in 1980. The ship loaded in Kuwait and, while it was at sea, Mr. Soudan succeeded in selling the cargo again to Shell.

The oil was delivered to Durban. Then the Salem loaded its tanks with seawater and headed up the coast of Africa, faking a course for Rotterdam, the Netherlands, to make delivery to Shell.

A hundred miles off the coast of Senegal, the crew opened valves in the ship's bottom to let in the sea water and took to lifeboats. Down the giant ship sank, in mile-deep waters.

The first suspicion of a scam came when it was reported that the crew wore shore-going clothes and carried well-stocked suitcases into the lifeboats.

Arthur Jay Klinghoffer, a Rutgers University professor, has written a book about Mr. Soudan called Fraud of the Century: the Case of the Mysterious Supertanker Salem. It's due out later this month.

Mr. Klinghoffer says trial testimony taken in Rotterdam; Athens, Greece; Houston; and Liberia shows that Mr. Soudan got a tidy sum of loot.

Fred Soudan got $4.25 million. But he had expenses and paid off debts so we estimate he's got $2 million now. It's in Swiss banks and the Bahamas, said the professor of political science.

In 1985, Mr. Soudan was sentenced to 35 years in a minimum security prison in Fort Worth. And last December, he escaped.

Mr. Soudan was born in Tyre, a Lebanese port in the eastern Mediterranean. But the 45-year-old Mr. Soudan made his business in the United States. He had moved to Houston in the glory days of the oil patch, won U.S. citizenship and grew rich as an oil broker.

And it was in the international oil business that Mr. Soudan learned the gift of persuasiveness that would serve him so well - and international commerce so poorly.

U.S. District Judge Carl O. Bue, a former admiralty lawyer, tried the case in Houston. Now retired, the judge recalled Mr. Soudan.

Many people in life are gifted with a glib vocabulary and charming personality. Mr. Soudan was one of these, Judge Bue said.

David Berg, a trial lawyer who defended Mr. Soudan, said the judge rejected a plea bargain. The terms of the proposal called for Mr. Soudan to plead guilty to some counts and serve three years.

The trial, Judge Bue said, was no back-alley scrap. This was a very sophisticated case. You had people come over from Lloyd's of London; detectives from Scotland Yard; South African police; people from Greece.

The Justice Department sent down two of their top prosecutors from Washington. Very able lawyers to deal with issues that were novel. Nothing like it ever before.

I am sure the maritime industry would like the case to go away and its like never be seen again, Judge Bue concluded.

Mr. Berg laughed as he reminisced about Mr. Soudan.

Down here, we think that he had his mind fixed on the three-year term in the plea bargain. That time came, and he just looked around and said: 'Well, I have done my time. That's it. Time to go.' Then he just walked out, Mr. Berg said.

Clint Peoples, a U.S. marshal for the Southern District of Texas in Dallas, has issued a warrant for Mr. Soudan. Paris-based Interpol is looking for him.

Mr. Peoples said that Mr. Soudan's Spanish-born wife, a very pretty young lady, bought airline tickets to Madrid, her home. Some feel he has returned to Lebanon, where the long arm of the law catches few these days.

Others, at Lloyd's of London, feared briefly that he would seek revenge against those who testified against him, according to some sources.

Still other investigators say he may be in Spain. In the Whitehall Club in New York City, maritime officials speculate that Mr. Soudan may have met with foul play from some colleague in crime. Whatever the case, Mr. Soudan has simply disappeared.

He was in the Federal Correctional Institute for the morning head count and at night he was just gone, Mr. Peoples said.


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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

It's all Greek to me

 

Mind you, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses, although I suspect it's now so much 'in-your-face' (or wherever) that even my local swimming pool is no longer safe from it.

If nothing else, it'll deal very nicely with the world's crushing population explosion as just one generation of all-out Greek homo (as in homo-sexuality) will ensure that the Latin homo (as in homo sapiens) will go from extant to extinct.

So go and vote whichever way you like. I don't care! The whole world is up the Khyber Pass anyway! Luckily, I'm 72 and not the other way round (read this whichever way you like ☺).


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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

The Lotus Eater

 

Most people, the vast majority in fact, lead the lives that circumstances have thrust upon them, and though some repine, looking upon themselves as round pegs in square holes, and think that if things had been different they might have made a much better showing, the greater part accept their lot, if not with serenity, at all events with resignation. They are like train-cars travelling forever on the selfsame rails. They go backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards, inevitably, till they can go no longer and then are sold as scrap-iron. It is not often that you find a man who has boldly taken the course of his life into his own hands. When you do, it is worth while having a good look at him." So begins W. Somerset Maugham's short story "The Lotus Eater" - keep reading here.

The title, of course, is a reference to an episode in Homer’s Odyssey in which the travelers encounter a land bearing lotus plants so irresistible that its visitors never leave, but the character was based on Maugham’s friend and lover, John Ellingham Brooks, who came to Capri as part of an exodus of homosexuals from England in the wake of Oscar Wilde’s conviction, in 1895, for "acts of gross indecency". Brooks, however, escaped the fate of Maugham’s character by marrying a Philadelphia heiress who, though she quickly divorced him, left Brooks an annuity that allowed him to live out his days on Capri, playing the piano and walking his fox terrier.

Maugham never approved of Brooks' indolent life in Capri, and wrote, "For twenty years he amused himself with thinking what he would write when he really got down to it, and for another twenty with what he would have written if the fates had been kinder."

I'm a fan of Maugham's writing and hope you find the story as fascinating as I did. As Maugham would have said, "Merci pour visiter mon blog!"


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Monday, September 25, 2017

The salt of the earth

John and Elizabeth at their wedding in 1965

 

After my return to Australia in 1985, I tried to settle back into beachside suburbia at Cape Pallarenda just north of Townsville but the old magic of just walking back in and picking up from where I had left off had deserted me.

I eventually landed a job large enough for my ambitions in far-away Sydney, but not before I had made friends with two Townsville locals, Elizabeth and John, who at the time were the heart and soul of the budding German Club. I spent many happy hours at their crowded home in Railway Estate, with Elizabeth trying to encourage me to stay in town because, as she put it, "something always turns up".

Which was pretty much how she viewed the world because for her something - or someone - always turned up, just as twenty years earlier a young migrant from Austria on a round-Australia-trip had ridden his motorbike into Home Hill, a small place a hundred kilometres south of Townsville, and swept her off her feet. Not that everything went exactly to plan because, as she once wistfully remarked. "I married a migrant in the hope of seeing the world and got as far as Townsville".

 

Populate or perish: their family sometime in the early 80s

 

That migrant became her husband John who'd come out, just like me but eight years earlier and slightly older, as an 'assisted migrant' from his native Salzburg aboard the TOSCANA. Whether six children had been part of his plan is unknown but it certainly fitted in with Immigration Minister Arthur Calwell's post-WWII rallying cry of 'populate or perish'.

 

 

I stayed in touch with Elizabeth and John, and briefly enjoyed their Austro-Australian hospitality again during a short visit in 1999, but, sadly, they have both since passed away, John in September 2015 and Elizabeth far too soon a few years earlier.

 

 

Thanks to them and their six children and many more grandchildren, Australia is not likely to perish, and nor am I likely to forget them. They were the salt of the earth with hearts of gold. May they rest in peace!

 

P.S. In memory of a good friend I have obtained John's immigration details from the National Archives, and sent them to his children and grandchildren:

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Sunday, September 24, 2017

All the news that's fit to print

 

There isn't much that's really news: the two guys with funny haircuts still want to blow the whole world to smithereens, "Mutti" Merkel will get another four years to turn Germany into Germanistan, and Sarah Hanson-Young wants to bring 20,000 Rohingya refugees to Australia to be trained as brain surgeons. I don't mind the Royinga refugees so much; I just don't think they'll find enough brains in this country to operate on.

As for same-sex marriage, I'm not sure it's worth getting all upset about. I mean, I've been having the same sex for far more years than I'm able to remember and yet I don't goosestep in the street. So for a bit more 'uplifting' news, I leave you with this article from the New York Times:

Have a good weekend and don't forget the Aeroguard!


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Saturday, September 23, 2017

Duped again?

All that's left of the Marquis de Rays' utopian dream: a millstone in the jungle

 

New France’ was a utopian society founded in 1880 by the con-man Marquis de Rays on the island now known as New Ireland in the Bismarck Archipelago of present-day Papua New Guinea.

He launched this scheme in 1877 and soon hundreds of investors poured in money, and altogether 570 would-be utopian settlers joined up. The marquis deliberately misled the colonists, distributing literature claiming a bustling settlement existed at Port Breton, near present-day Kavieng, with numerous public buildings, wide roads, and rich, arable land.

Instead of finding this Utopia, the colonists, mostly French, German and Italian, found a swampy, malarial-infested wasteland, surrounded by cannibalistic neighbours. Some were killed while others died of disease and starvation before the survivors made their ways to Australia, New Zealand, other Pacific islands, or back to Europe. For the full story of Marquis de Rays’ audacious con, read "Utopian Fraud: The Marquis de Rays and La Nouvelle-France".

All that's left of 'New France' today is the above millstone which is on display in neighbouring Rabaul and whose inscription reads, "This Mill Stone was landed at Port Breton, New Ireland, by settlers brought out by the Marquis de Rays Expedition in the year 1880. Salvaged and brought to Rabaul in 1936. Survived the Japanese occupation and Allied operations in 1942-1945".

 

All that's left of Robert Bryce's utopian dream: a washing machine in the jungle
For more photos, click here (it's all in German but the photos speak for themselves)

 

‘New France' is arguably the biggest fraudulent utopian scheme ever perpetrated but, as they say, history repeats itself and the dream of a life of ease on a tropical island lives on unabated as evidenced by such phantom paradises as Robert Bryce's "Cocomo Village" in the Kingdom of Tonga. Since 2009 it has attracted close to a hundred dreamers from all over the world - see here - , none of them living there yet. And perhaps never will, although one young family has just moved into the jungle, complete with washing machine. Wife and kids have since left again, leaving hubby behind with the washing machine.


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P.S. The history of Cocomo Village has not yet been written; the history of the Marquis de Rays' La Nouvelle-France has - click here.

 

Friday, September 22, 2017

The Sheltering Desert

For the full-length movie, click here

 

One of my favourite books is The Sheltering Desert by Henno Martin. It takes me right back to my own time in South West Africa and the Namib Desert.

Hanno Martin was born in 1910 in Freiburg, Germany, and lived in Göttingen again from 1965, and eventually died there on January 7th, 1998. In 1935 he left Germany together with his friend and colleague, Hermann Korn, to do geological research in South West Africa. At the outbreak of World War Two they fled into the Namib Desert, where they lived for two-and-a-half years.

The undescribable phsyical and mental hardship they had to bear, the challenge to survive in the vastness of the Namib Desert, the constant threat of detection and their gradual adaptation to live a life as ancient bushmen, while being confronted on the radio with the horrible clash of civilsations in Europe is described in this book, The Sheltering Desert.

Henno Martin wrote numerous scientific publications throughout his succesful academic career as a geologist. This is his only non-scientific work, an "autobiographic novel", a classical tale of escape and survival. Henno Martin continued to spend many years in Africa, where he worked as a scientist at the Geological Survey of South Africa and as professor at the University of Cape Town. From 1958 until 1960 he was professor at the University of São Paulo. In 1965, he became professor at the Institute of Geology and Paleontology of the University of Göttingen, where he also became a member of the Academy of Sciences.

 

 

Here is an excerpt from the book:

Forty years have passed since I, my friend Hermann and the dog Otto sought the shelter of the desert in order to escape the madness of the Second World War. We found the shelter we were looking for and we found adventures of survival which confronted us forcibly with the primitive traits of our own nature. Even after half a lifetime, the scenes of our desert existence are sharply etched into my memory, and every visit to the Namib feels like a return home. When I wrote this book twenty-seven years ago, the game which had provided us with food and joy was being wiped out by unscrupulous hunters. Now the »Carp Cliff« and its surroundings and the red dunes to the south of the Kuiseb canyon have been incorporated into the Namib Game Park, and it is a pleasure to record that springbok, gemsbok and zebra have recovered to some extent, and that at the Desert Research Station Gobabeb, on the lower Kuiseb River, scientists are studying the conditions under which life exists in this unique desert. Forty years ago, as Hermann and I lived like carnivores, whilst day by day the cruelties of the great war were brought by the radio into the serenity of our desert evenings, our thoughts and talks were much occupied with the riddles of the evolution of life and of man, of his astonishing cultures and his fateful failings. In the meantime, the dangers which we recognised then have grown and continue to grow at an increasing rate. Our deductions about the link between the complexity of human nature, with its capability for both sublimely altruistic and devastatingly destructive behaviour, and mankind’s evolution from primitive hunting families to competing warlike societies, seem to be as relevant today as they were during the great war. Readers interested in this aspect are referred to the late Robert Ardrey’s book The Social Contract in which the peculiarities and the innate dangers of human nature are traced to their animal roots. Many of our present troubles are aggravated by the prevalent socio- political theories which do not acknowledge the discrepancy that exists between the demands of modern societies and some parts of our hereditary make-up. By blaming all the evils of this world on its social structures these theories mobilise our inherited aggressiveness against other individuals, groups, races and nations, encouraging ever more costly combats with ever more disappointing results. It is essential to realise that a good part of the struggle for physical and spiritual survival has to be waged within ourselves against innate tendencies which, though once a condition of man’s evolution, have now become serious obstacles to our further existence and development. For me the most important gain of our life in the Namib was the experience that the human mind can rise above even the most savage conditions. Whether this faculty will enable us to master the avalanching dangers with which an unbalanced blind progress coupled with a grave misunderstanding of man’s nature are now confronting us, only the future can show.

Read the full book here.

 

The book, all 374 pages and 18 pictures of it, can be ordered from Two Books, Pilatuspool 11 A, 20355 Hamburg, Germany, for €12.80. Email service@twobooks.de or the Namibiana Bookdepot.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The two men who twice saved the world

 

One of them, Stanislav Petrov, the Soviet officer who saved the world from nuclear war in September 1983, died in May this year, aged 77 - see here

The other was Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov on a Soviet submarine off the coast of Cuba during the Cuban missile crisis in 1962 - see here.

And now we have two men who want to destroy it. They're both known for their interchangeable haircuts:

 

 

You may just have enough time to get your own fixed before one of them pushes the button.


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