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Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Germans


Basil Fawlty: Is something wrong?
German Guest: Will you please stop talking about the war?
Basil Fawlty: Me? You started it.
German Guest: We did not!
Basil Fawlty: Yes, you did, you invaded Poland.



Basil Fawlty: I will take your orders,
[German accent]
Basil Fawlty: which must be obeyed at all times,
[Normal accent]
Basil Fawlty: , I mean, er... trespassers will be strung up with piano wire, SORRY! SORRY!