Notice there's no p in it - please keep it that way!
That cast-iron bathtub from the old bathroom was simply too good to cart off to the tip.
A few wooden sleepers and a couple of cute rubber ducks turned it into a wonderful outdoor s-a at the back of the horseshed!
Once confined to areas of Europe where the earth's water escaped through fissures, this s-a is now one of "Riverbend" 's many amenities.
Pass the other bottle of Bollinger, Jeeves!