Here's an excellent game which shouldn’t be hard to win and you can play it by yourself. It will help make Gillard's speeches almost tolerable. Simply print and distribute this page to friends and listen to Julia's next speech (be sure to read directions at the bottom).
| LET ME BE CLEAR | WE WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE | THIS HISTORIC OCCASION | MOVING FORWARD |
| I’VE SAID TIME AND TIME AGAIN | I CAN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION, BUT WHAT I CAN TELL YOU IS THIS | THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE WILL DECIDE | THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY |
| WE WILL SET UP AN OFFSHORE PROCESSING CENTRE IN EAST TIMOR | INHERITED FROM THE PREVIOUS GOVERNMENT | THIS GOVERNMENT HAS CREATED THOUSANDS OF NEW JOBS | UNPRECEDENTED CHALLENGES |
| BACK FROM THE BRINK | IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO | THE RIGHT FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY | WE WILL BE BACK IN SURPLUS BY 2012 |
| WE WILL SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN TOTAL TRANSPARENCY | THE RIGHT MIX AND BALANCE | THIS IS A GAME CHANGER | RESTORE OUR REPUTATION |
| THERE WILL BE NO CARBON TAX UNDER A GILLARD LABOR GOVERNMENT | ACHIEVE GOOD OUTCOMES | ADDRESS ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS | THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC CHALLENGE SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION |
Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Julia Gillard's next televised speech, print your copy of "Bullshit Bingo"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of the words and/or phrases.
3. When you get four blocks horizontally or six blocks vertically, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
