Remember the funny tee-shirt that reads, "My parents went to [insert location of your choice] and all they brought me back was this lousy tee-shirt"?
Well, for twenty years I lived all over the world, working in several dozen locations in some fifteen countries, and all I finished up with is a collection of tee-shirts.
still with laundry mark "15" for my room in the Pilots' Mess at Six-Mile
I am sure you don't want to see the other fifty-or-so, do you? ☺