A prehistoric site, carbondated to early 2012 A.D., has been uncovered at the bottom of "Riverbend". It is believed to have been used for astronomical observations and also for religious rituals by ancient Druids, Visigoths, and latterly Huns, who have been seen cavorting there on moonlit nights, drinking Glühwein to the accompaniment of wheezy sounds produced on a button accordion.
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