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Friday, October 11, 2013

My latest marketing ploy

 

I've trained my very own "Captain Flint" to sit on the gate and screech "It's a bargain; it's a bargain" at any car that finds its way this far down the lane.

The results so far: three bids for the parrot; none for the property!
If you want to make a bid, click here.