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Monday, October 6, 2014

Daylight Savings Time

 

Those who believe that you can cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket, will be pleased that Daylight Savings Time started this weekend.

Which gave our neighbours across the river the chance to play their discoteque boombox not just two but three hours past midnight, and our neighbourhood an introduction to some really bad "music".