Thankfully, during my days of circling the globe on business, there were hardly any x-ray machines at airports. If there had been, I might've finished up glowing in the dark for the rest of my life.
Those x-ray machines really took over in a big way after the word 'terrorism' entered our politicians' vocabulary. Strangely enough, not one single terrorist was ever discovered through all that scanning.
However, statistics kept at one particular airport reveal that they detected 133 transvestites, 1,485 hernias, 3,172 cases of haemorrhoids, 8,249 enlarged prostates, 59,350 breast implants, and 3 natural blondes.
Oh, I almost forgot: they also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls - but we knew that already, didn't we?
