My friend Tony lives on our favourite Moreton Bay island, beautiful Karragarra Island, whose residents are the lucky readers of the free "Friendly Bay Islander".
A recent issue extolled the virtues of canoeing but was quickly taken out of circulation when it was discovered that the depicted paddler did not hold the paddle in the approved manner. Here's the revised issue:
Here the paddle is much better balanced, don't you think? Which reminds me of the old paddler's motto: "Paddle solo, sleep tandem."