I have a confession to make: "Ghost Train to the Eastern Star" has a $35-price sticker on the back but I got it for a mere two dollars at Vinnies. Some three hundred pages into the book, I love it so much, I feel like writing a cheque for $33 and sending it to Paul Theroux. Not knowing where to send it, I promise to buy his next book at full cover price. Having got this off my chest, let's get back to page 316 and chapter 21 - Night Train to Singapore - The Lankawi Express:
"When the train pulled into the station at Butterworth, I felt ill - the laksa, I guessed. Greedy for the taste of it, I'd had seconds. I had not stopped at Penang on my previous trip. I might have passed by this time too, except that my guts were gripping. I was dizzy and couldn't bear the thought of onward travel. So, bent double, I took the ferry across the harbor to Georgetown, got a taxi to the Eastern and Oriental Hotel, and curled into a ball, rising only to rehydrate with glasses of water fortified by a pinch of salt and a pinch of sugar. I felt so ghastly the ext day I took a pill; when that didn't work I went to a Chineses herbalist down a side lane and got a potion. I stayed in bed. After three months of travel I was seriously laid low."
I am glad he was, or else I'd never read his enchanting account about a place I had enjoyed living and working in back in 1978 when I was consultant to the Suruhanjaya Pelabuhan Pulau Pinang, or Penang Port Commission for short. I also had lived in the Eastern and Oriental Hotel, in a ground-floor room facing the pool and the Strait of Malacca.
Back then a weekend trip up the coast to a remote fishing village, Batu Ferringhi (Foreigner's Rock), had been the occasional highlight of my stay. Paul Theroux "went there again, in a taxi, and found that it had become a corniche of high-rise hotels and condominiums, luxury homes, big resorts and dreary tenements crowding the beachfront, a place of unparalleled ugliness." Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who wrote, "People destroy what they love the most"?
Paul Theroux was impatient to get to Singapore, so he bought a ticket and returned to Butterworth on the ferry and got a night train to Kuala Lumpur, and a later train to Singapore. I, too, took the same train at the end of my contract at the end of 1978, and went down to Singapore for a short stop-over before my flight back to Australia.
P.S. Many of Paul Theroux's wonderful travel books are freely available online at www.archive.org:
Ghost train to the Eastern Star
The Great Railway Bazaar
Down the Yangtze
Riding the Iron Rooster - By Train through China
Sailing through China
The Old Patagonian Express : By Train through the Americas
Patagonia Revisited
Travelling the World - The illustrated Travels of Paul Theroux
To the Ends of the Earth - The selected Travels of Paul Theroux
Dark Star Safari - Overland from Cairo to Cape Town
Fresh-air Fiend - Travel Writings 1985-2000
The Happy Isles of Oceania - Paddling the Pacific
The Kingdom by the Sea - A Journey around Great Britain
The Pillars of Hercules - A Grand Tour of the Mediterranean
The Tao of Travel
The Imperial Way - By Rail from Peshawar to Chittagong
Sunrise with Seamonsters
World's End and Other Stories
The Collected Stories
My Secret History
My Other Life
Paul Theroux (which is a book not BY but ABOUT Paul Theroux)
The Mosquito Coast
Saint Jack
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