Mix a left-wing teacher with a loud-mouthed sex maniac and a mild-mannered accountant (are you reading this, Des?) with a failed philosopher and a frustrated wife with a drunken pornographer and a promiscuous (long time since I used this word; did I spell it right?) 19-year-old with a temperamental artist and an arrogant dentist with a lot of booze and a Gough Whitlam with a John Gorton, and anything can happen.
Put the fun back into dysfunctional elections and watch "Don's Party" after you've cast your vote today - LIBERAL, of course!