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Sunday, December 21, 2025

“You’re enough to try the patience of an oyster!”

 

 

The wife of an oyster-farmer friend of ours had a most unfortunate car accident: as she was pulling herself into the passenger seat of their four-wheel-drive car, the grab handle under the roof of the car broke off and she fell back onto the road, very badly breaking one of her arms.

"What has this to do with this classic line from Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland?" I hear you ask. Well, she is the wife of an oyster farmer who's busiest time of the year is right now, and she needs an unbroken arm to sell his oysters. Who would be better qualified than Padma who doesn't like oysters and won't eat them before they get sold?

 

 

In fact, neither of us like oysters - I never even dared to eat one! - which means that the oyster farmer may also trust me with going to his oyster shed at Chinaman's Point on the Clyde River which I have been meaning to visit ever since we became friends with him and his wife all those years ago inside the pool of the Batemans Bay Aquatic Centre.

 

His oyster shed at Chinaman's Point on the Clyde River

 

I'll have a good look around while Padma tests his patience learning how to sell oysters - one oysterman's dozen at a time! Meanwhile, you may want to think twice before grabbing that handle under your car roof!

 


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If you have to run, don't take the trailer!

 

 

When I set up the Bougainville website way back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, I had in mind the four-thousand-plus expat workers who built the mine, the mine access road, the port and powerhouse, and the Arawa township, and who cooked the meals, ran the camps, bashed away on typewriters or, as I did, ticked and flicked the hundreds of progress claims by contractors working for the construction managers Bechtel Corporation.

Given that all that work was done in the early 1970s when the workers' average age was around twenty-something which would make them octogenarians now - if they hadn't already succumbed to the booze and other occupational hazards - I was delighted when an "oldtimer" from those early construction days turned up at the gates of "Riverbend" sometime in 2014. It was Col Burns who had been draftsman with MINENCO and later Bechtel Corporation from 1969 to 1972. He had rung me years earlier from his acreage west of Bodalla which, while some fifty kilometres south of us, is closer to Cooma than the coast and in serious four-wheel drive country which our car could never negotiate.

We talked about Loloho, Camp 1, the early days of the mine access road, the metropolitan delights of Kieta, and forty years disappeared in a cloud of memories. We felt we were again in our twenties when it was always morning, when time was endless, and we and the world were young and full of hope. We agreed that those years on what was then the world's largest construction project to become the world's largest open-cut mine had been the best years of our lives when we gained experiences and formed friendships that would last us forever.

 

Col's Sydney airport arrival card from December 1972

 

Col and I stayed in intermittent contact until that dreadful New Year's Eve of 2019 when midday turned into midnight and the worst bushfires we had ever seen raged across the South Coast. We were almost burnt out ourselves but worse was to happen to him: he stayed on to fight the fires until the last moment when he could stay no longer, and he ran for his life. However, he wanted to save more than his life and had hitched a trailer full of possessions to his car which flipped and stopped him dead in his tracks - literally! His body was found inside his car!

 

 

In his memory - and before it eventually disappears from the internet and the memory of him fades altogether - I am repeating here his eulogy - typos and all - written by his close friend Jonathan Kugler:

 

In memory of Colin (Rover)

18th December 1947 - 31st December 2019

 

Colin grew up in Sans Souci and his first job was with the Sydney Water board. From there he went on to become involved in many earthmoving and mining projects in Australia and around the globe. Some major projects included the Bougainville copper mine in PNG, the Woodlawn mine and Snowy Scheme in NSW, and he spent time in mines in the Yukon territory of Canada.

His parents bought a property “Jilliby” in the Belowra Valley, some 56km West of Bodalla on the south coast of NSW. When not overseas, Colin would work on the farm and he assisted his parents in establishing it, constructing fences and erecting a weatherboard residence which was a transportable house brought in by truck.

Later on, Colin and his brother Bruce purchased the adjoining properties. Bruce went on to build a modest brick house on Wiley Creek (Woila Creek) for his family and as Colin was often overseas with his work, he never built his own house on his property. Instead, to suit his transient life, Colin bought a house in Hellensburgh which unfortunately he lost to fire while away overseas.

Some years later he then bought a terrace house in Darlinghurst. But Colin maintained a close connection to Belowra and with his insatiable appetite to collect machinery and rusty steel, he stored his acquisitions on the land.

When Colin's parents Harold and Hilda passed away, Colin bought out the land and took over the farm and sheds, which gave him more space to amass even more knick knacks, machinery and the like.

After Colin retired from the mining scene, he retreated to Belowra where he continued to live a simplistic life running the farm and collecting and operating machinery such as dozers and scrapers to name a few. I guess from his experience working in remote regions for so long with basic amenities, he became akin to the basic way of living, and although he had several dwellings on the property, plus his house in Darlinghurst at his disposal, he preferred life in his simple corrugated iron shack at Belowra.

He never had mains electricity and just relied on an old wood stove for his heating and cooking.

Colin had a love of travel and between mining deployments. At one point he spent a short time driving Tour buses from London to Africa through Libia, Tunisia and Algeria.

During his time in Bougainville, in 1972 he became involved with the local branch of the international social running group, the Hash House Harriers. I believe it was here where he was bestowed the name ‘Rover’.

Upon returning to Australia Colin became involved with many of the hash groups in Sydney and was a regular attendee when back in Australia.

Every 2 years, the global hash community hold an international event whereby people from hash groups all over the world come together to run, drink and socialize. Colin regularly did business in Cooma, but in the early days was not aware of the Cooma Hash.

At the 1984 Interhash in Sydney, Colin became aware of presence of a hash group in Cooma when he met several members there. By the late eighties, Colin attended the Cooma hash and their events more and more, forging strong friendships with many.

In 1997, through Colin's generosity, he invited the Cooma hash members and other hash members from the groups that he associated with in Sydney to his property to camp for the weekend. It was held on the last weekend in November and it became an annual pilgrimage for the Cooma hash group who have camped there every year since.

Colin would regard many people from the Cooma Hash and the various Sydney Hashes as his best friends. Cooma being one of the closest populated centres to his property.

In the last 20 years or so he has become very close to many people in Cooma and the surrounding Region. These friends would often visit Colin at his property in Belowra and camp there at various times throughout the year.

Although he never married nor had children of his own, Colin met Threlly, around 14 years ago and they have had a wonderful time together, travelling several times to Threlly’s homeland, the Philippines where he would take supplies and teach the locals his skills.

They also recently enjoyed a camping holiday around Tasmania together planning to travel to South America in the near future.

Colin was an amazing conversationalist who could converse on any topic from engineering, metallurgy and welding to history and global politics.

Someone who despite mainly living alone, loved company and having a yarn. He loved guests and entertaining and cooking his traditional meals such as his roast as he had done since he was young, on the camp fire with an old home made camp oven, with unpeeled root vegetables and drippings from the last roast as the grease.

Someone who was frozen in time (the 50’s) in his fashion sense, his old-time values, respect for others and good mannered. While he was a chef with his Old fashioned cooking techniques there were occasions to apply some Creative cooking techniques as well, like adapting an old aluminium heat sink used to cook cheese filled Kransky on the campfire or a improvising a toaster made by peppering a sheet of corrugated iron with bullets to form the panels for a campfire toaster.

He was a great host who would prepare for weeks in advance, setting up practical jokes, things for entertainment, funny signs etc.He had no time for bullshit, bureaucracy or dishonest people. Reliant on old-school methods, Colin did everything by good verbal communication and writing everything in a pocket book. A true blue Aussie Bushman, a man of the land, a real cow-cocky, Akubra wearing, Drizabone wearing bushie. He was a collector and hoarder (bowerbird) and never threw anything away that had the potential to be reused.

He will be remembered as a very affectionate and caring man, a man who would always remember what was going on in your life and genuinely cared for how you were going. Unbelievably generous in every way he would never turn up empty handed, would almost always bring a gift, from lemons off his lemon tree, home made beef jerky, a gift of food, a cinnamon roll from the bakery, or something that he knocked up in his workshop.

He was selfless, and never wanted to impose on anyone. He would prefer to camp alone in the bush rather than accept a spare bed for the night, it’s just the way he was.

A poet, who could recite many, many hash poems. Fluent in reading, writing and speaking Tok Pisin he learn't in PNG.

Brilliantly mechanically minded, able to fix anything with the most limited resources and tools Colin was a thriftful person who would always repair/alter and reuse things rather than buying them new. He used discarded cooking oil as fuel for his ute and would regularly scour the scrap metal piles at landfills and piles on the side of the road on council collection day to collect useful bits and pieces. An engineering genius, a welding and fabrication master who could do anything from hard facing a bulldozer blade, to fabricating his own trailers from car parts and scrap metal

Many will remember him as a practical joker Colin was also a man frustrated with a world transitioning to electronic technology, although began to embrace it in his later years.

He was a forward planner with a list of projects so long it would take him 200 years to fulfil. With his passion for mining, fossicking, metal detecting and exploring old mines and ruins his love of camping and exploration and seeing the country never ceased. A great listener, always hungry to learn and full of questions. Never in a hurry, happy to go along at his own pace.

Never phased by dilemmas, hiccups or deviations in plans, Colin was a man always prepared for anything that life threw at him.

He had superb firefighting abilities and was a long time member of his local Belowra Brigade. Constantly advocating for and implementing better fire breaks and fire control measures.

 

Col's mother and father returning from a holiday in New Zealand in March 1969

 

His "city crash pad" at Darlinghurst - click here - sold for $4,150,000 in 2021, was lavishly restored by the new owners, and sold for $8,000,000 three years later. You couldn't have taken it with you, Col, but you could've enjoyed it for a little longer had you not taken the trailer!

 


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Beautiful one day, perfect the next!

 

Click on image for a full panorama shot

 

Leaving the family home at the age of fourteen, and leaving the "Fatherland" at the age of nineteen to come to Australia, prepared me to pay week by week for the space I took up in the world, and to finally close my eyes in a rented house.

I was happy to wander the earth, to have only portable possessions, and to live in temporary dwellings. No family ties, no entry in the parish register, no attic full of grandmother's furniture, no family vault for me.

So what imp of perversity made me buy "Riverbend", this seemingly commonplace decision which has shaped my life for the last thirty-two years and seems to have determined my fate for the next dozen-or-so?

For what I had not realised at the time I bought this place was that it would begin owning me. I was lured into a sort of perpetual treasure hunt for this and that and something else to fill all the rooms, forever accumulating, and increasingly tied to, more and more possessions.

And then there is probably the greatest drawback of living in a small community - the lack of anonymity. Here you recognise everyone and everyone recognises you. We all meet again, and yet again. Endlessly meeting, the same people over and over again; endlessly meeting, the same conversations, yesterday, today, tomorrow; endlessly meeting, the same shafts of malice and spite, the same behind-the-hand sniggers.

Mind you, we are lucky, as we can pull up the drawbridge and drop the portcullis. We live on the edge of it all and on rambling seven acres, far enough from the ontological baggage of others so as not to burden us.

Our neighbour is the river. As the Rat said in "The Wind in the Willows",
"[I live] by it and with it and on it and in it. It's my world, and I don't want any other."

Indeed I don't! It's beautiful here; beautiful one day, perfect the next!

 


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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Dr Copper

 

 

In the early 2000s, China was in the middle of the biggest infrastructure build the world has ever seen. Transforming Shenzhen from a quiet fishing village into China’s Silicon Valley, building one of the world’s tallest buildings — the Shanghai World Financial Centre — and the Nest Olympic Stadium.

This created a massive copper squeeze world-wide. The price didn’t just drift higher. It surged a massive 140% in just 18 months. Take a look:

 

 

Today, copper is woven through everything: smartphones, electric grids, EVs, AI data centres, even the backbone of military infrastructure. It’s literally the metal the modern world runs on. And we’re staring down a massive 7.7 million-ton-per-year shortfall. Morgan Stanley predicts we’ll see “the most severe deficit in over two decades by 2026.” If they’re right, copper prices could eclipse the 2005 run.

BHP is widely recognised as the world's largest copper producer, a position it solidified in 2024 and continues to hold in late 2025, thanks to major operations like Escondida in Chile and its growing portfolio in Australia (Olympic Dam, Prominent Hill, Carrapateena).

I have been a rusted-on BHP shareholder for two decades now, first for its iron ore, and now for its copper which makes up 45% of its earnings.

 


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All my life's a circle

 

All my life's a circle, sunrise and sundown
The moon rolls through the night-time till the daybreak comes around
All my life's a circle and I can't tell you why
The seasons spinning round again, the years keep rolling by

It seems like I've been here before, and I well remember when
I've got this funny feeling that we'll all be together again
There's no straight lines make up my life, all my roads have bends
There's no clear-cut beginning and so far no dead ends

I've found you a thousand times, I guess you've done the same
But then we lose each other, it's just like a children's game
And I see you here again the thought runs through my mind
Love is like a circle, let's go round one more time

 

Remember the old Harry Chapin song "All my life's a circle"? The years had kept rolling by, and suddenly, in late 1985, after twenty years in a dozen other countries, I found myself back in Canberra where I had taken my first few tentative steps as a migrant just off the ship from Europe.

My return to Canberra had been as totally unplanned and unexpected as all my previous moves, with plenty of bends and no straight lines and even a few dead ends, but this time when I was back where I'd been before, I at least spoke the Queen's English (albeit still with a slight Teutonic accent) and had enough professional qualifications and experience to immediately start writing computer software in the PICK language for a large mailorder business for the next twelve months.

Personal computers were slowly making their presence felt, and I began to specialise in PC-based computerised accounting systems, selling and installing off-the-shelf ATTACHÉ, SYBIZ, NewViews, and other packages, and also writing custom-built solutions in TAS, under my registered business name Canberra Computer Accounting Systems.

 


I was indeed Canberra's only Accounting Software Specialist until accounting firms
realised that there was a buck to be made by setting up their own PC consultancies

 

It was strictly a one-man business, just me and a telephone answering service. Those invisible girls at the answering service did a wonderful job for me as their ever-changing voices made my clients think they were dealing with a large computer software house. Only a few knew that I was working out of the spare bedroom in my house (later TWO spare bedrooms, with the wall knocked out between them).

 

# 7 Fanning Place, Kambah A.C.T. 2902

 

Those were the days when an IBM computer with just 20MB of harddisk space retailed for around $8,000, when a monochrome monitor (you had a choice of green or amber display) cost some $700, and individual accounting software modules such as General Ledger, Accounts Payable, Accounts Receivable, or Inventory Control sold for close to a thousand dollars - EACH! Dot-matrix printers (remember dot-matrix printers?) sold for almost a thousand dollars and connecting several computers with the help of LANtastic or NOVELL took hours and hours, if not days, and meant several thousands of dollars in profit!

 

 

More years kept rolling by, and there was still very little competition as my combined expertise in accounting software, computer hardware, and networking plus a degree in accountancy wasn't matched by anybody. It took several more years before accounting firms realised there was a buck to be made by setting up their own PC consultancies.

 

I looked very different then, and so did the computers!

 

Of course, all good things must come to an end: hardware and software prices kept dropping. Who was going to stump up hundreds of dollars for installation and training after having bought a small-business accounting package such as 'Mind Your Own Business' for less than a hundred dollars?

 

 

The clear-cut beginning of the end came with WINDOWS! Computers were no longer a mystery with low-level formatting, interleaves, BIOS, interrupts, system and config.sys and autoexec.bat files. Accounting software became more "user-friendly" with pre-configured charts of accounts and financial reports. It was just a case of "switch on and go".

Suddenly everybody was a computer expert and Canberra Computer Accounting Systems was no more! I went round one more time when I rescued a university college from certain bankruptcy - click here - after which I decided to go into retirement. Life had finally come full circle!

 

 

What had once been at the forefront of my life is now stuck to the back of my workshop door at "Riverbend" in Nelligen: Canberra Computer Accounting Systems' car door signage with which I had driven my nile-blue Toyota Camry through Canberra's streets for more than ten years.

"All my life's a circle, sunrise and sundown; the moon rolls through the night-time till the daybreak comes around; All my life's a circle I can't tell you why; Seasons spinning round again, the years keep rolling by."

 


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Saturday, December 13, 2025

Weihnachten bei Hoppenstedts

 

 

Keiner ist da besser als der Loriot um "Weihnachtsgefühle" so langsam zu erwecken. Also dann, "Frohe Weihnachten"! (Hier in Australien sagt man jetzt schon "Happy Holidays" damit man die ansäßigen Muselmanen nicht beleidigt.)

Komisch, die wollten von ihren eigenen Scheißländern weg und bringen dann ihre eigene Scheiße in das Land in das sie geflohen sind. Jetzt brauchen wir nur noch einen transvestiten Weihnachts-"mann" und das neue Weihnachten ist komplett. Also, noch 'mal "Frohe Weihnachten"!

 


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Not just another yachting book

 

You can read the book - in German - online at www.archive.org
The following extracts are of Rollo's meeting with Tom Neale: click here and here

 

I wrote elsewhere about Tom Neale and his book "An Island To Oneself" - click here. I only found this inspiring book in my retirement and have sometimes wondered if I had "done a Tom Neale" had I read his life-changing book fifty years earlier.
[I almost finished up living on a tiny island back in 1969 at the tender age of 24 - see here; instead, I finished up living and working on the world's second-largest island, New Guinea.]

Many years later I came across Rollo Gebhard's book "Ein Mann und sein Boot - 4 Jahre allein um die Welt" ("A Man and his Boat - 4 years alone around the world"). What made this book particularly interesting to me was Rollo's meeting with Tom Neale on Suwarrow Atoll. Not only did he visit him on his island on both his first and second circumnavigation, but he also had taped an interview with Tom in November 1976.

He wrote about it in "Ein Mann und sein Boot" in German but how much better would it be to hear it in English from the man himself! I emailed Rollo's wife Angelika Gebhard in Bad Wiessee in Germany who promptly replied, "In dem Film über die zweite Allein-Weltumsegelung (1975-79) meines Mannes ist ein Interview mit Tom Neale enthalten. Der Film wurde damals im ZDF ausgestrahlt." ("The interview is included in the movie my husband made during his second circumnavigation which back then had gone to air on the commercial television station ZDF.")

How to get hold of that movie? It was not on YouTube and not available on ebay or anywhere else. Frau Gebhard had the solution, "Das ZDF besitzt die Urheberrechte an dem Film, und ich vermute, dass es sehr schwierig bis unmöglich sein wird, ihn über das ZDF zu erwerben. Aber ich habe den Film, den wir für die Vorträge geschnitten haben. Ich könnte Ihnen den Teil mit dem Interview zukommen lassen, wenn Sie den Film nur privat einsetzen." ("The television station owns the copyrights to the movie, and it would be difficult if not impossible to get a copy. However, I could send you a copy of the part containing the interview for your own personal use.")

 

Tom Neale being interviewed by Rollo Gebhard on Suwarrow in November 1976 ..
Unfortunatey, for copyright reasons I'm not at liberty to publish the full clip on YouTube

 

And so it came to pass that for the first time ever I was able to listen to the voice of my long-time hero Tom Neale and watch him as he was interviewed on his island by Rollo Gebhard. Obviously, I cannot show you the footage for copyright reasons but I can give you a transcript:

(Rollo) "You have done something many people dream about. You are living on a small island far away from civilisation. Are you happy?"

(Tom) "Yes, yes, I'm happy here."

(Rollo) "And would you recommend this lifestyle to other people?"

(Tom) "No, not exactly. I would have to know a person very, very well first before I could recommend a life like this. You must remember, before I came here I had many years of experience of life in these Pacific islands and I knew what to expect. How could I tell if someone else could cope with things here or whether he could stand being alone. We are not all the same, you know. I'm a person who doesn't mind being alone. I've always been that way, more or less."

Here are a few frames from that film of Tom Neale on his island. I hope the film will one day be freely available on YouTube:

 

Tom's one great passion: reading

Tom's home-made calendar

Tom's only companions were two cats

Tom skippering Rollo's boat

Tom at his favourite spot at sunset; Rollo's yacht on the horizon

 

Long after the last page of "An Island To Oneself" is turned, even after Tom Neale's name is forgotten, the story of his isolation, hundreds of miles away from the nearest inhabited island, will continue to enrich the lives of all who read his book. You, too, may read it here or here.

 


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Friday, December 12, 2025

In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

 

"Zimmermann" means "carpenter" and "unbeschränkt" means "indefinite",
and, true to his word, he's still here

 

Every so often, a blogreader asks me if I have started working on my book yet. What book would that be? The only book I keep working on is my address book when, several times a year, I perform the melancholy task of crossing out the dead.

Yesterday, for a change, I added the name of a Swiss friend but, given his advanced age, only in pencil. He's eighty-nine years old but still in surprisingly good shape. They breed them tough in the Swiss Navy!

He and his German wife - another mixed marriage! - had driven up from Bermagui and we met in our favourite café and talked and talked some more and our talk drifted back to 1957 when he had come to Australia.

"Where did you find this?" he asked, looking amazed at his seventy-year-old arrival card I had brought up from naa.gov.au on my mobile phone.

"I'll send you a copy by email", I replied. "I don't have email", said the probably last man in Australia who has neither an email address nor a computer, and so I went back into town today to print out their arrival cards, his brother's arrival card, her and her family's registration cards at the Bonegilla Migrant Camp, a photo of the ship ANNA SALEN she had arrived on, and a copy of Neptune's "crossing the line" certificate.

 

 

As for writing that book of mine, let me tell you there's a lot more to writing a book than to writing these thoughtless thought bubbles which may take me ten minutes to half an hour at the most. This one took me even less as I am in a hurry to mail the letter to them before the post office shuts. Merry Christmas, Ernst & Lieselotte, and happy memories!

 


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