The "ruling" Labor Party is a disaster and the Liberals have lost the plot. So what's the alternative? Luckily, our unique system of full preferential voting allows us to express which politicians we hate the most, which the second most, and which "schmucks" we could possibly put up with.
Anyone who can still handle his mobile while out drunk should be good enough to lead this country which is girt by sea and drunk by lunchtime.
Add Pauline Hanson for a bit of colour, and for a trifecta, Jacinta Price, and I'm ready to cancel my paid-up membership with the Liberal Party.
Anything to get Labor out!!! (of course, they said something similar to get rid of the Weimar Republic)

