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Sunday, March 15, 2026

For Sale – 5 Lt Jerry Can of Premium 98

 

 

Solid metal 5-litre Jerry Can, factory-sealed, filled with Premium 98. Clean exterior, tight cap, no dents, no leaks, comes with a detachable pouring spout. All for the low, low price of $499.95.

Order now and you’ll also receive a second 5-litre Jerry Can, completely empty, at no extra charge. We’ll even include a full instruction manual and a pair of protective gloves to complete the set.

But wait — that’s not all. Be one of the first 200 callers and we’ll throw in a six-pack of 3-ply toilet paper for free.

That’s 1 metal Jerry Can + 5 Lt of Premium 98, 1 extra empty 5 Lt Jerry Can, an easy-to-read instruction manual, and a pair of protective gloves, all for $499.95 + postage & handling.

Hurry — call 0800 4377 9226 now.

 


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