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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Germany clearly isn’t very German anymore

 

 

Padma keeps telling me, "You should visit Germany again", but I keep resisting, and after what I've just read on the internet under the heading "Europe is falling apart", I stopped listening:

 

"I’ve just left for a visit to Germany. Only a family medical emergency could make me willing to come. I’m visiting my hometown to see my sick mum. I was born here. But that only seems to make it worse.

First, the airport was in chaos because of a Lufthansa strike. It was like being in a third-world country. Not five seconds out of the airport’s baggage hall, I was accosted by a foreign beggar.

Now I feel like the only German native in the city. I can’t understand anyone because spoken German has become a hybrid language full of foreign influences and pronunciation. When I last visited, it was still German. The German restaurants serving local dishes are also gone.

Each time I throw something in a rubbish bin, someone rushes up to pull it back out again. They get paid a few cents for bringing it to the recycling centre.

It feels like I’m in a foreign country. Only the architecture still stands. Even the cars are foreign-made. Including the German ones.

The hospital that’s taking care of my mother just gave me a 30,000 euro bill. That’s about AUD$50,000. A third of which hasn’t even been incurred yet. It’s a precautionary pre-payment. Apparently, I’ll get some back if the bill doesn’t run up that far. Illegal immigrants and refugees get free healthcare, of course. Germans don't.

Only one person working at the hospital is a native German. And the rest don’t exactly hit the stereotype of a German medical professional. One of the doctors forgot to remove the remnants of his blue eye shadow and red rouge. He must’ve had an interesting weekend.

Of course, some of the culture shock isn't exactly new. The shops don't just close on a Sunday, but for lunch between 12 and 2. The Germans still use fax machines. It's impossible to get anything done without appointments. And the people were always rude. But, minor inefficiencies aside, Germany clearly isn't very German anymore."

 

Of course, Australia is experiencing its own political instability over immigration. I don’t need to tell you. You are living it. And you can see the One Nation polling. But Germany, and the rest of Europe, show us how the change manifests itself. It's a warning of what's to come: dire economic and financial consequences as in Europe, economic stagnation, political standoffs, frequent changes in government, and a complete refusal to cut immigration. We are just a few years behind.

 

 

During another even more benighted time, Germans were given free copies of "Mein Kampf". Today every German should be given a free copy and made to read Thilo Sarrazin's book "Deutschland schafft sich ab".

 


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If only he WERE more like Harold Holt

 

Do I have to spell out what happened to our 17th Prime Minister? He left Australia by sea the same time I did, in December 1967; however, I left by ship and returned — he didn't!

 

At first sight I was going to dismiss this, but then I saw the hidden message in it: if even those who cannot tell the subjunctive from the indicative mood and who usually vote Labor, wish that this clown had done a Harold Holt, then perhaps this country is on the road to recovery.

Not that (m)any of the political class, either here or overseas, have got much going for them. Why, if we want to get some electrical work done in our house, we have to pay a licensed electrician who knows what he's doing, but when it comes to the energy security of our entire country, these moronic individuals with their low IQs are allowed to handle it?

Not that increasing fuel prices are affecting me. I only ever put $50 in.

 


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What a great trip back in time for fifty cents!

 

6th Edition, February 1998
Read it online at www.archive.org

 

Most people buy their Lonely Planet Guide to plan a trip; I bought this old 1998 edition for a mere fifty cents at the local op-shop to take a trip back in time. And I discovered so much!

 

 

Only the very back of the guidebook, the last three pages 359-361, is dedicated to the place where I had spent most of my time in New Guinea. It begins with the explanation, "The following information is included in case the situation in Bougainville dramatically improves and travel onto the island is once again allowed. But this information is likely to be out of date since Bougainville has been off-limits for eight years and there's been considerable damage to the towns in the south."

And equally so about the place in which I first lived and worked: "Rabaul is a weird wasteland, buried in deep black volcanic ash. The broken frames of its buildings poke out of the mud like the wings of a dead bird. Almost the entire old town is buried and barren and looks like a movie set for an apocalyse film. Streets and streets of rubble and ruined buildings recede in every direction. The scale of what happened to Rabaul cannot be appreciated until you see it. If you were fortunate enough to walk its busy, noisy and colourful streets before September 1994, be prepared for a shock."

 

 

With the help of the old town map on page 315 I was able to walk, in my mind, from my office in Park Street to Casuarina Avenue, across Court Street, Namanula Road and Tavur Street, before turning left into Vulcan Street to arrive at the company-supplied accommodation, a converted Chinese trade store which I shared with two other accountants.

 

 

Then there is the Port Moresby City map on page 112 which also shows Cuthbertson Street leading down to the harbour, where I used to sit in my parked car in the sweltering heat on a Sunday morning, waiting for the newspapers from "down south" to arrive at the news agency to grab one of the few copies of the weekend edition of the Australian Financial Review which always advertised the best job vacancies, and to check my mailbox at the post office on the opposite side of the street for letters from "down south", but especially for any job offer in response to some application I had sent off in previous weeks.

 

 

During my first time in Port Moresby — I clocked up three employments there — I lived at AIR NIUGINI's pilots' mess at Six Mile but spent most of my nights at my first-ever Australian girlfriend's house in Tara Place in Boroko. That was until she started asking me when I would make an honest woman out of her. I had never heard that phrase before but, suspecting the worst, relocated to Lae on the other side of the country.

 

 

Page 131 reminded me of trips to Yule Island where "the missionaries who arrived at Yule Island in 1885 were some of the first European visitors to the Papuan coast of New Guinea." On the way there I would stop over at a small trade store at Hisiu, then run by an Australian — who is worth a whole story in himself — and his local Papuan wife.

Then there were those many trips out to Idler's Bay to the west, Bootless Inlet to the east, and north to Brown River. Sailing my CORSAIR dinghy from the Royal Papuan Yacht Club all the way out of Fairfax Harbour to Gemo Island and Lolorua Island and capsizing it far out at sea. I would have never made it back home had I not been with my mate Brian Herde who dived under the boat and pushed the centreboard back up through the slot so that I, sitting astride the upturned hull, could grap it and pull the boat upright again. I lost my precious wristwatch and we lost all our beer but only very nearly our lives.

 

 

The map of Lae on page 176 shows the corner of 7th Street and Huon Road where I lived and spent my last Christmas in the country in 1974 before flying out to my next assignment in Burma. My old friend Noel had flown across from Wewak to spend Christmas with me. He helped me pack up my gear and stencil my shipping box in big black letters
M.P. GOERMAN, MYANMA OIL CORPORATION, RANGOON, BURMA.

I still remember discussing with him another job I had been offered only eighteen months earlier as manager of a thriving co-operative at Angoram on the banks of the mighty Sepik River. Angoram was no more than a couple of hours' drive away from Wewak and I had been tempted to accept the job to be near my friend but how different things may have turned out because only a few months later, again at Christmas time, I developed accute appendicitis which was quickly and successfully dealt with through a hurried operation at the newly-built hospital at Arawa but which could've been far more complicated in the remote wilds of the Sepik District. And, of course, there would've been no access to the Australian Financial Review with all those job ads! We are so often the product of the circumstances we find ourselves in.

 

 

And then there is Wewak itself, described on the guidebook's page 254 as "an attractive town where you can happily spend a day or two in transit to the Sepik or Irian Jaya." Well, that was then: today Weak is a very unsafe and run-down place and the border to Irian Jaya is also closed. The town map on page 256 still mentions the Windjammer Hotel which burnt down many years ago. The larger district map on the facing pages 250 and 251 shows the road to Cape Wom and the Hawain River where my friend Noel used to live before Independence and the unruly natives forced him back to Australia. He considered himself lucky to have been able to sell his out-of-town property to some religious mission. They were the only bidder and offered him a "fire-sale" price, which was his final recompense for a lifetime spent in New Guinea.

 

 

What a great trip back in time for a mere fifty cents!

 


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Monday, March 16, 2026

Finally, they've made a movie about you and me!

 

 

The story of Harvey Krumpet follows Harvie from a troubled childhood in Poland with a "schizophrenic" mother to his migration to Australia. Despite suffering from Tourette's, being struck by lightning, having his testicle removed, and contracting Alzheimer's, he remains optimistic, kind, and collects "fakts" about life.

It's a movie about you and me — but mainly about me!

 


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INSIDE JOB

 

 

Charles Ferguson's documentary, INSIDE JOB, explores the reasons and the effects of the 2008 world-wide financial downturn, starting with an examination of the problem in microcosm - in the small country of Iceland, which was a model community until the banks were de-regulated.

 

Read a preview of the book here

 

Like others before him, Ferguson claims the beginning of the problem was in the 80s when President Ronald Reagan deregulated the American banking industry, but he goes on to demonstrate that executive greed and dishonesty have been rampant in recent years.

Ferguson's really well made documentary makes at least some of the puzzle clearer. There are graphs and charts and graphics and numbers galore, but the bottom line is that the poor old punter has been taken for a ride by greedy corporate business tycoons who have been hand-in-glove with government departments.

It's a horror movie, in a way, one designed to make you angry and want to do something about it.

The frightening thing is that the same people who were advising Bush and Clinton are now advising Biden and the bonuses keep on getting bigger and millions and millions of lives have been decimated, destroyed by these people and they are just making as many billions of dollars for themselves as they used to.

This is a film for our time. Everybody ought to see it and get angry.

 


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