The first of many more doing the rounds:
Gillard takes Oakeshott, Windsor and Wilkie for a celebration dinner at a big fancy restaurant in Canberra.
The waitress approached and asked, "What would you like to order, Ms. Gillard"?
She replied, "I'll have a nice fillet steak please, medium to well. Nothing else, just the steak thanks."
"The waitress said, "But Ms. Gillard, what about your vegetables"?
She replied, "They can order whatever they like."