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Today's quote:

Monday, September 20, 2010

True tolerance



I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near
Ground Zero. We should allow it in order to promote tolerance.

I also propose that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call them "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have
an open barbeque with pork ribs and across the street a very daring
lingerie store called "My Bare Lady". And next door in flashing lights an Adult Toy Shop.

Vive la tolérance!