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Today's quote:

Friday, March 6, 2015

Taking the piss


Next time I sit down to convert an expensive bottle of Bollinger Special Cuvée into urine, I can feel good about it in the knowledge that I'm helping our planet to move away from the use of unsustainable energy technologies such as oil and nuclear.

Let's drink to that!