In an average lifetime you will celebrate 79 birthdays and receive 1,450 birthday cards, munch 1.5 tonnes of biscuits, wear out 2,064 suits of skin, 72 livers, and have lived in seven skeletons, beat just over 3 billion heartbeats, spent 144 days standing in front of a mirror shaving, drink 13,342 pints of beer, 1,385 pints of cider, eat 6,389 tins of food, 7,388 apples, 13,674 bananas and 1,094 tins of baked bins, visit hospital because of an accident every 22 years, receive 954 Christmas cards, and use 108m2 of wrapping paper, decorate 45 Christmas trees, eat 39 turkeys and 33 Christmas puddings and spend £658 on Christmas crackers, buy 14 cars, drive 524,773 miles, get 3.5 speeding tickets, have 1.6 children, spend £10,826 on babysitting, use 932 condoms, eat 4.4 whole cows, 13,842 packets of crisps, visit the doctor 316 times, spend 4 years, 2 months and 12 days talking, buy 3.5 washing machines, eat 13,878 eggs, blink 348,428,776 times, spend 502 days watching 5,609 films, eat 92 football-sized scoops of icecream, laugh 1,667,862 laughs, tell 57,782 lies, cut your nails 1,424 times, have sex 5,037 times with 8.8 different people, wear out 136 pairs of shoes, spend 802 days shopping, and a whole one third of your life asleep! - but not tonight when it's time to add to your average of 13,342 pints of beer and those 1,667,862 laughs. You may even be in a state to still improve on that average of 5,037!
Happy New Year! This is my last post and I'll soon be "doing a Mr Bean".
P.S. Des, here's irrefutable proof that you're NOT average, especially on the scores of 13,342 and 1.6 and 932 and 57,782 and 5,037 and 8.8. As for the "whole one third of your life aleep", it's hard to tell as you're the only person I know who seems to be asleep with his eyes wide open!
