While Padma, scared by the shops being shut for one day over Christmas, bought enough groceries to last us until Easter, I did my own Christmas shopping. She has always wanted an expensive silk dress in a sort of turquoise colour. Well, I was lucky to find her an ironing board cover in exactly the selfsame colour!
In case you're wondering if Santa received your letter, yes, he has - and, no, he hasn't repurposed it! - and he's sending you a dictionary in reply.

