On the bright side, here is irrefutable proof that a good woman can bring balance and stability to your life - and not just in what is left of Yugoslavia.
Happy Easter to you all! Come on, cluck here to see the chicken!
P.S. Speaking of eggs, Easter or otherwise, here's my guaranteed fool-proof recipe for a beautifully runny soft-boiled egg: put egg in a saucepan of cold water, bring the water to a boil, then take off stove, let "draw" for another six minutes, then remove egg from saucepan, dip in cold water to arrest the cooking process, and enjoy your nice runny egg! As to whether a soft-boiled egg should be broken at its big end or its small one, sorry to all you little Blefuscudians but I am on the side of the Bigendian Kingdom of Lilliput.