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Today's quote:

Monday, December 17, 2012

Have you sometimes wondered why not all your Christmas wishes come true?

 

Who is this overweight, conspicuously costumed, nocturnal, breaking-and-entering alien with no visible means of support anyway? Does he collect GST on all the gifts he leaves? Are the elves getting time and a half? Does the RSPCA know about the workload those reindeer face? Does he have a licence for his off-road vehicle, which, by the way, appears to have no running lights for night travel ...

Anyway, I hope it wasn't your "Dear Santa" letter he picked and that all your wishes come true and you have a wonderful Christmas!