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Friday, January 25, 2013

Australia Day 2013

 

In spite of all those bastard politicians, it's still God's Own Country! And don't let them tell you otherwise! But before you get too carried away, listen to this!

And I wished they'd stuck with 'God Save the Queen'; nobody knows the words of the little ditty which replaced it. Ayway, who's ever heard a policeman shout, "We've got you girt; come on out!" ?

Just heard on the radio about a Pom who came to Australia because it was close to Bali. Eventually he decided to become an Australian citizen because he got something out of it: a certificate and a lamington. Fair enough!