Card reads, "HEY - YOU SUCK AT PARKING. Do you see this jackass?
Even he parks better than you! Nice job. Douche.
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with a visit to the Ulladulla Swimming Pool, a big rump-steak-and-salad lunch at the Marlin Hotel, and a visit to our favourite op-shop where we found these gems.
Five interesting books - Salman Rushdie's Midnight's Children; Eric Newby's A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush; John Ralston Saul's Voltaire's Bastards; the story about James Hutton and the discovery of the earth's antiquity, The Man who found Time by Jack Repcheck; and The Quest for Robert Louis Stevenson by John Cairney - and three entertaining DVDs - Penny Serenade, a 1940s oldie with Cary Grant; Mother & Son with Ruth Cracknell and Garry McDonald; and an Australian one, Hunt Angels.
Coming out of the op-shop, we found the above "calling card" stuck under our windscreen wipers. It's signed off with Douche which pretty much says it all.
Perhaps it was left there by a member of the Ass family whose car we had just photographed outside the swimming pool?