All you Obama voters will be happy to finally have something that will define his Administration for all times - How to take a shit aka the Title IX Directive (isn't it good to know what we're fighting for in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria?):
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Helpfully, it begins with, "If you have difficulty understanding English". (Methinks, the addition of the word "English" is somewhat redundant.)
Anyway, now that Obama is on his way out, potential Hillary voters are already crowding the airwaves - click here.