The Tally-Ho cigarette paper was missing but apart from that he was the complete Norman Gunston look-alike, right down to the comb-over.
However, he was not Garry McDonald and he was not from Glen Innes. But he was still leaning on the gate and waving me towards him.
I almost said, "You look ridiculous". Instead I asked, "Can I help you?"
"You're selling, are you?" he asked, pointing to the sign.
Wow, I thought, this guy can read!!! "Yes, I am!"
"Emma Chisit?"
"Emma Chisit? Sorry, I don't know her."
After we had sorted out what he wanted to know, I also gave him my phone number and a friendly wave but not a second thought.