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Today's quote:

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

To my Canadian Lumberjack friend

 

On this auspicious, suspicious, or simply picious day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship ... and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

I would've made you a birthday cake but was told they wouldn't allow me to light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

Have a very happy birthday, Chris!