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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

The Battle of the Barbers

 

Did you know that at the time of the First World War the rulers of the world’s three greatest nations – King George V of Great Britain, Tsar Nicholas II of Russia and Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany – were first cousins?

They all had the same grandmother: Queen Victoria. Which doesn't give us much hope when we consider the current stand-off between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un who seem to share the same barber.

Seriously overweight Kim is now even threatening Australia with nuclear annihilation. Since he can't even find a decent barber, I wonder if he can find Australia. To help him, I emailed him this map - click here.


www.tiny.cc/riverbendmap