Not with friends like mine, one of whom just sent me the above Christmas card which continues on the inside with, ".. and you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas!" which anyone who's seen my pictures on facebook will agree is justified.
What got me into trouble was the note he'd written on the envelope:
Here's a close-up:
He was, of course, referring to my blog about old German customs - click here - which the postman must've read as well because he's just been here and I'm minus a bottle of bubbly, the last one I had stored away for Christmas which will now be a very dry one.
Thanks for nothing, Frank, you bastard! Keep watching your back because I'll get even with you! ☺