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Are you ready for a tree- and seachange to a place where a stranger says good morning to you, where you have real grass to walk on, and where you kiss your kids goodnight without dead-bolting their windows before you leave the room? At "Riverbend" the greatest danger your kids face are the almost tame king parrots swooping down on them, and you can keep chooks, have a vegie garden, a hammock and your sanity back as well!
Most people call it Paradise. We have been calling it home for twenty-five years but we're getting too old to develop this property to its full potential and are willing to negotiate which creates this rare buying opportunity. We've done all the hard work and will sell as a "going concern" with all furnishings, equipment, tractor, tools, boats, etc. together with lucrative "Riverbend" holiday cottage letting business. Make an offer for the lot!"
As you can see, this advertising flyer is already five years old because by now we've been calling it home for thirty years but the odds of growing even older here are shortening as the sharks are circling! "Make an offer for the lot!" I wrote in that five-year-old flyer, and the invitation still stands except that any acceptable offer would now have a "3" in front.
Let the sharks circle for a little longer and see what happens.