(if they can read joined-up writing!)
I've just come back from the Bay where I cast my vote in this money- and time-wasting Referendum. We don't need another voice for a minority of people who want to have preferential treatment to the rest of us! They can vote like the rest of us!
Having "NO" written all over my face, the NO-campaign volunteers didn't even bother to hand me their "How to vote NO" card; instead, I took a fistful of flyers from the other lot, then went back to the end of the queue and took another fistful, and then back again for another one. The more I took from them, the fewer they could hand out to others.
Driving home along the beach, I threw out the lot to a bunch of YES-voters. "That should've read Simpletons write YES ", I called out.
