As yet unconfirmed reports from across the border would suggest that this modest house in Sunshine, a suburb of Melbourne, was recently bought for an undisclosed amount rumoured to be in excess of $800,000, to be turned into a shrine to the newly re-elected American president by his most fervent Australian supporter who ran up a huge electricity bill as he forgot to turn off the lights when he left for New Guinea in 1970, and therefore cannot afford to return to Australia.
The impressive lounge, in which said supporter acquired his dubious accountancy skills by counting the wood panels on the wall, is deemed to be eminently suited for mass gatherings by Trump devotees ...
... while the backyard and one children's bedroom will be kept in their original conditions to remind the same Australian supporter of his more humble beginnings before he adopted his new American citizenship.
When newly re-elected President Trump was told about this shrine in his honour, he quickly responded with his favourite phrase, "Fake news!"
