Today is Thursday, April 03, 2025

Embrace your faults while your enemies take notes

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Monday, April 22, 2013

Come on, September 14th!

 

As one YouTube comment puts it, "Gillard must have been part of a Liberal Party sleeper cell...planted inside the Labor Party to destroy it...Roll on September...election night will be the biggest piss up in Australian history."

Or, as a personal friend, possessed of infinite wisdom, explained to me, "You're just a shit disturber! The woman is a saint and has brought Australia out of the dark ages and into the new age of bottomless debt and hopeless financial ruin."

Take your pick!

 

When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkas saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.

What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!