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Embrace your faults while your enemies take notes

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Monday, April 29, 2013

Old accountants never die; they just lose their balance

 

Well, this old accountant won't! He just discovered this blue-and-white suction grab bar which he promptly installed in the shower. He didn’t come down in the last shower, you know! Nor will he in this one! ☺

P.S. Of course, accountants see the world differently. To find out just how differently, click here.