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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

 

The village of F**king in Austria, despite having a population of only about a hundred F**king people, no F**king school, no F**king post office, and no F**king crimes other than repeated thefts of its F**king road signs, is famous all over the English-speaking world.

What's F**king like? I wouldn't know; I have no F**king friends. But I do know that it will become even more famous after a German firm was given the right to make a beer named after it - click here.

Come on, ALDI, give me F**king Hell!