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Thursday, June 5, 2014

The Nelligen Golf Club is open for business!


We decided to call it the "Nelligen GOLF Club" because all the other 4-letter words were already taken. With a lagoon and pond on one side and the river on the other, our golfing guests just can't get enough of it.

Only the other week one of them, getting ready to hit his tee shot, called out, "Look at those idiots fishing in the rain!"

The problem with most golf courses is that the slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.

Not so at the "Nelligen Golf Club" where you have it all to yourself ... although, if you're lucky, somebody may entertain you with a birdie from beyond the fence! ☺