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Friday, September 12, 2014

"ENCYCLOPEDIA FOR SALE BY OWNER:
No longer needed. Wife knows everything"

 

We drove the 51 clicks to "Oolladoolla" for our weekly swim, lunch and shopping spree. Our favourite op-shop no longer accepts donated encyclopedias. Have too many encyclopedia owners tied the knot?