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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Why can't they keep a secret in a bank?

The ANZ Bank's Chairman of the Bored, John Burke, still wearing the Bank's colours,
and his personal assistant, Colleen Moran (née Murray), hiding her fluffy white gloves

 

Because of all the tellers! One of them told me about a breakaway faction of the ANZ Banking Group Retired Officers' Club (NSW) that meets once a month for coffee in a somewhat downmarket café at the Lane Cove shops to re-synchronise their banker's view of the world.

Its foundation members are Colleen Moran (née Murray) and John Burke, and it's rumoured that they may soon be joined by another ex-banker from as far afield as Batemans Bay.

At your next meeting, Colleen and John, keep your eyes open for a fly on the wall. It might be me!


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