The little woman has just reversed the car over the wheelbarrow!
Of course, by women's logic it was my fault, wasn't it? Never mind that she had to walk right past the wheelbarrow to get into the car and that she should have seen it in the rear-vision mirror when she reversed out of the carport. It was I who had put the wheelbarrow there and therefore it was my fault. MEA CULPA!
Reminds me somewhat of the traffic laws I had to live under in Saudi Arabia where every accident between a Saudi and an expatriate driver was the expat's fault. Why? Because if the expat hadn't been in the country, the accident wouldn't have happened, would it?
Who says women don't make the laws in Saudi Arabia?