Today is Tuesday, July 15, 2025
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?'
She wouldn't tell me. She said it would defeat the whole purpose.

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

No, it's not a Dutch auction

 

Don't be misled by the red-white-and-blue: this is not a Dutch auction but my latest - desperate? - attempt to 'flag down' prospective buyers.

Now every boatie on the river will know that "Riverbend" is for sale. I am hoping for a stiff breeze to keep the flag unfurled so they can read the FOR SALE inscription. Clever, huh? ☺