I'm a mental traveller these days; reading gives me someplace to go when I have to stay where I am. And, after all, books are the cheapest vacation you can buy. However, I realise that reading is not for everyone (e.g. the blind and golf-players), and so here's my suggestion of how to get away during the current lockdowns.
For your first-class flight ticket, discounted to a mere $7.95, click here. Bon voyage et bon retour - et n'oublie pas ton papier toilette!