Today is Wednesday, April 09, 2025

Tomorrow is a new day to reflect on the excruciatingly painful failures of today

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Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Happy Birthday on your eightieth, Des!

 

Choosing the right birthday present that really hits the spot has been a problem for years. However, now that all my friends are in the same age group, the choice has become a lot easier!

Happy birthday on your eigthieth, Des! Your present is in the mail and should be with you soon. I really hope you can hold on until it arrives.

 

Here is perfect proof of the psychological phenomenon known as
mere-exposure effect which explains why a person chooses a dog who
looks similar to themselves because of a preference for the familiar.

 

By the way, I read somewhere that the Greenland shark reaches sexual maturity at 150 years of age; so take heart: there's hope for you yet!


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P.S. For other revealing photos of Des, click here and here.