There was a time when during winter we felt just a bit down or had the winter blues, but this simply won't do anymore - these days we suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder. I'm sure big pharma is already onto it, and it's just a matter of time before it gets its own Medicare item number and PBS item code. Not to be outdone, the NDIS will soon design a package around it as well.
I'm sure you're better off for knowing all this, aren't you? I'm sitting in front of the blazing fireplace, and my front feels all right, but my backside is suffering from a very severe Seasonal Affective Disorder.
And you? Before you call 988, call me! I'll tell what to do: suck it up!
(The above photo shows six German children sans their "Lederhosen", suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder in the winter of 1951/52.)
