We already know that none of the great deal-maker's deals ever happen. No 24-hour deal over Ukraine, no deals over Greenland and Canada, or the Panama Canal. Now it seems he can't even throw his own birthday party. But wait, there's more!
Happy birthday, Donald! You're showing your age, so why not do us all a favour and go go go? Ring us on the Trump phone when you get there!
(This Chinese-made "Trump phone", which is being promoted by MAGA-influencers to unsuspecting subscribers who are then sold off at huge profits to other service providers, is just the latest deal enriching the Trump family - for some of the many others, view this YouTube clip.)
Let's make America AMERICA again! (I know it looks less catchy but I'm a stickler for the correct use of the apostrophe)
